Kebab: 100% Live off the Grill

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Welcome to The Stinky Clove! Please sit, enjoy a sheesha and frappe!

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released February 25, 2012

Alex Cabral - Guitar/Vox
Niko Chantziantoniou - Guitar/Oud/Vox
Philip Al-Hajj - Drums/Derbeki/Accordion/Vox
Freddie Al-Hajj - Bass/Alto Clarinet/Vox

Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by:
Niko Chantziantoniou
at
Olystis Music & Productions aka Olystis LA in Los Angeles

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Track Name: Marhaba
Hello my name is Nick and this is my friend Phillip
We come from far away to play for you some music
We really hope you like it

Tell me tell me do you like it
Baby baby do how do you like it

Hello my name is Alex and this is my friend Freddie
We come from far away to play for you the sexy
We really hope you like it

Tell me tell me do you like it
Baby baby how do you like it
Track Name: Frappe
Today i just woke up its sunny I will make frappe
And then maybe I'll sit down with my friends and argile.
We'll talk about the things we will do with our lives,
We'll talk about big houses and beautiful wives.

Today i just woke up and I'm already late for work,
I haven't had my coffee so I'm acting like a jerk,
I hate all the things I have to do with my life,
I hate my fucking mortgage, the dog, the kids, my wife.

Coffee milk and sugar, coffee milk and sugar,
When you're working drive through,
That's when you know God hates you.
Sitting here in traffic, Fuck this fucking traffic,
I'm cutting everybody off!

Same as you I'm different my life causes me rage, Same as you indifferent I'm just passing through the daze.
You've all the freedom in the world with no responsibility, You bitch about the traffic and own a Mercedes.
Your job is so damn simple you sit and make frappe, you're life could be that simple sit down for argile.

Sitting smoking shisha, sitting smoking sheesha you have everything, I have nothing.

Drinking smoking sheesha, drinking smoking sheesha, maybe this is all we need!

Don't get up relax and have a drink, our in house band is about to sing!

Hear the music, see the dancers, forget your troubles we're partying tonight,

Sing the music, join the dancers, these girls will blow your mind!

Come on my friends break everything in sight,
Get drunk and maybe start a fight!
There's a circle pit, no one gives a shit,
There's a bar fight, break everything tonight.
There's a circle pit, there's a a busted lip
break everything tonight!
Track Name: Sitting Here on the Porch Today
Sitting here on the porch today, smoking,
Sitting here on the porch today, drinking,
Sitting here on the porch today, laughing
Sitting here on the porch and mother is screaming. Oh wont you just shut up?
Leave me alone!
Sitting here in the car today driving,
Sitting here in the car today, talking,
Sitting here in the car today, smoking
Sitting here in the car, and everyone's singing.
And so we're driving to our show
we're getting drunker as we go
tequila shots with gear in tow
Will we get paid? Probably no. - assholes

Standing there in the audience, staring,
Standing there in the audience, drinking,
Standing there in the audience. wondering
how many drinks it will take to get this going?

And so you've come out to our show
Our band's not great we're just so so
the more you drink the more you know, eh it's clepto!
Track Name: Public Park Predator
I was sitting by the water,
On the colonel by
That was when I saw her oh for her I would die

She was a nice one a very nice one she was a nice one opa very nice one!

Tiny little doggy,
tiny little shirt
Picking up the dogshit
Tiny little shirt

Under my mustache my lips are smiling
behind my sunglass
my eyebrows dancing

sorry mr. police
whats a guy to do
I come from the desert
and for me this is new

all the ladies
in their bikinis
oh please forgive this
I touch my penis
Track Name: Pervert Song
Do you every think about what could have been
If you'd opened up the door and let me in
Do you do you think about it
Do you do you think about it

Oh baby let me tell you my secret
I've got one hand on the phone one in my pocket
So talk to me in your sexy voice
While I'm sitting here and playing with my boys

Little little little little boys
Little little little little boys
Little little little little boys

Now I'm coming!

Over to your house bearing gifts
Oh baby baby can I get a kiss
Can I can I can I get a kiss
Can I can I can I get a kiss
Can I can I can I get a kiss
Can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I get a kiss

Oh don't worry baby I am not a creep
Even though I like to watch you as you sleep
So now I'm sitting right outside your window sill
All alone at three AM it's such a thrill
All alone at three AM it's such a thrill

Oh on this fated day of March 16th
It seems that fate has seen to bless me with a key
Of course it fits so snugly into your back door
Turn the lock and baby soon you'll know the score

Oh tippy tippy tippy tippy toes
I see you laying in your bed you are so close
I see you laying in your bed I am so close

Centimeters from your face I watch your chest
Go up and down and up and down while you're at rest
Oh baby baby I can almost feel your breath
Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath
Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath
Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath
Track Name: Thunderbox
Everyday's the same old story
You change your colors not to bore me
Just turn around, I'll watch you leave
You'll be back so I wont grieve

This time its harder than before
I don't want you
You're always knocking on my door
What is with you

You wanna leave you wanna stay
What the hell you trying to say
You make me sick
We went through this yesterday

Everyday's the same old thing
Don't wanna deal with the shit you bring
Just give me time, soon I'll be fine
Once I rid this burden of mine

This time it's harder than before
I don't want
You're always knocking on my door
What is with you


You wanna leave you wanna stay
What the hell you trying to say
You make me sick
We went through this yesterday

I feel something coming round the bend
And this could bring about the end
Here it comes this is it
I think I've gotta
Take a shit
Track Name: Cigarette Break Song
Smoking my cigarette....
Track Name: Psychadelica
Scratched my face
Against a perfect gaze
Hair like string
Falls down across my face
Brush it all away
So I can finally taste this
Moment totally erased

Even though it's been
We're forgetting how it goes
Walking straight but I don't know the road
Everything I see begins to decompose
This place Ive
Come to know
I don't know how to get us there
Do you?
Follow me

Lead the way
Follow me
Lead the way
Follow me
Follow me I'll get us there
Track Name: Fuck Yourself
The only time you'll ever see a twat is when you're looking in the mirror, looking in the mirror

All the education in the world couldn't fucking save you, from being a moron

Fuck Yourself!
Track Name: Shag Rug
I don't need a vacuum I just take it out and beat it
A firm grip flip of the wrist is all I ever needed. It's such a bore, it's such a chore, done this too many times before

So I'm dusting it off outside talking to neighbors as they're walking by
Telling them bout how I'm gonna spread it on the floor. That's what mother said she wanted God I really hope doesn't
Have much more that she wants me to do
Think I might just lock myself away so I can have a minute
Cause masturbations' way more fun than doing chores for you
Track Name: Heard it on the News
Heard it on the news today
Tragedy struck again
Suicide bombs dead soldiers unnatural disasters
It happened again it's just a matter of time before it happens again and again
I fear I wont be around to see it end

So it goes, everyday is the same sad song

We're entering the chapters o revelations,
Say your prayers
Or choose not to believe in a God at all
Not one that would kill us all
I can't afford to die got this heavy dept
Gotta stay alive.

So it goes everyday is the same sad song
Everyday is the same sad song
Track Name: Winter Blues - Winter Blues
I haven't seen the sun shine,
for so long.
I haven't seen the sun shine,
for so long.
Makes me feel, like I'm closer to home.

I haven't seen the sun shine,
for so long.
I haven't seen the sun shine,
for so long.
Makes me feel, like I'm closer to home.

I know this lady.
She always shines my day.
I know this lady, yea,
she always shines my day.
Don't know why, she wont come out and play.

I know this lady,
She always shines my day.
I know this lady, yea,
she always shines my day.
and I hope that she, shines on me every day.

Shine on me, shine on me, shine on me,
Shine on me, shine on me, shine on me,
and I will, always shine back at you, back at you.
Track Name: Josephina
Joesephina, mexicana, gomena, como esta
joesephina giati then xamogelas
won't you tell me, q'ues qui passes
Don't tell me you're leaving, don't tell me I'm dreaming
Quand je te dis ela me mas

I see your dance in the back room girl
Come on lets dance in the back room girl
Just one more show before we go
Joesephina

Joesephina, mexicana, gomena, como esta
joesephina giati then xamogelas
won't you tell me, q'ues qui passes
Don't tell me you're leaving, don't tell me I'm dreaming
Quand je te dis ela me mas

I see your dance in the back room girl
Come on lets dance in the back room girl
Just one more show its time to go
Joesephina
Track Name: Nipple Rings
Today is the day
Where I can finally tell you just what I think about you
And I wont be afraid
to say fuck you and spit right I'll spit right in your face
I fucked your mom and let me tell you something
I think she really liked it as she screamed my name in bed she forgot all about you right after giving head

You might think we're down and out
But let me tell you something it's only the beginning
Cause you might, try to fuck us
But time and time again yea we'll kick you in the chin
Because we're sick of all your bullshit
You say your fucking chicks but your just sucking dick

I fucked your mom!
Track Name: Cry Me a River
Cry me a river
It's not my fault your girlfriend left you
And you're sitting alone up in your room
You think you've found an answer
You'll slit your wrists because its quick
Your life's a joke there's nothing left for you

Your world is in the toilet
Your mom's addicted to amphetamines
Your dad's a drunk there's nothing left for you
A wahh waah wah wah!

And you're sad, you're so sad wah wah wah
And you're sad, you're so sad wah wah wah



So we say shut up emo kid it can't be all that fucking bad because there's starving kids in Africa why do you have to be so fucking sad

You're mom's a dick you're dad's a jerk
At least you're not dying of starvation or AIDS or something else you fucking twerp

And you're sad, wah wah wah!
Track Name: Padded Room
Well I was walking, down the street last night
I heard some footsteps I swear they weren't mine
From the shadows, voices called to me
It said come inside, I'm gonna set you free
Track Name: Simple Girl
She was a simple girl
A sweetheart under all the leather
She could take on the world
A total bitch like stormy weather
She said she loved me
But I know shes not in love with me
That's ok shes my puppet I pull her strings

I know she knows I know
Guess the agreement is to leave it alone
You get yours and I get mine
The two of us are like two of a kind

We didn't come to know until it was too late
We had to learn to love before we could hate
Feels like I'm smashing my head and fists right up against a wall
We had to learn to walk before we could crawl

I know shes knows I know
Guess the agreement is to leave it alone
You get yours and I get mine
The two of us is like two of a kind

Shut up, shut up and listen
I don't wanna be screaming
Its too bad, we've got this attraction
Looks like we're victims to this love's reation

It's too bad, so sad, we had to fall in love
Track Name: Through the Night
My fucking bedroom smells like sin
Maybe Fred knows where I've been
Knocking on a wooden door and now I'm coming back for more
My pants are down my hands in hers
This should be better than the first
Now that we've drank so much more booze
We're tearing clothes and letting loose

My pants are down and so are hers
I'm so confused
Is this the second or the first

Jen and Jill went up the hill
But they never came back down
When they thought they would
Cause me and Freddie pulled a switch

The time has come, I think I'm finished with this one
Prematurely
In our rooms, side by side
Best friends fucking best friends
Through the Night

Switch!

Just so you know, the last thing in her mouth before she kissed you
Was my dick
Hey that's ok, I don't think you're man enough to fuck her
Don't go limp

In our rooms side by side
Best friends fucking best friends

Through the Night

Cause we got laid!