Kebab: 100% Live off the Grill

by Clepto

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1.
Meze 03:02
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Marhaba 01:59
Hello my name is Nick and this is my friend Phillip We come from far away to play for you some music We really hope you like it Tell me tell me do you like it Baby baby do how do you like it Hello my name is Alex and this is my friend Freddie We come from far away to play for you the sexy We really hope you like it Tell me tell me do you like it Baby baby how do you like it
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Frappe 02:52
Today i just woke up its sunny I will make frappe And then maybe I'll sit down with my friends and argile. We'll talk about the things we will do with our lives, We'll talk about big houses and beautiful wives. Today i just woke up and I'm already late for work, I haven't had my coffee so I'm acting like a jerk, I hate all the things I have to do with my life, I hate my fucking mortgage, the dog, the kids, my wife. Coffee milk and sugar, coffee milk and sugar, When you're working drive through, That's when you know God hates you. Sitting here in traffic, Fuck this fucking traffic, I'm cutting everybody off! Same as you I'm different my life causes me rage, Same as you indifferent I'm just passing through the daze. You've all the freedom in the world with no responsibility, You bitch about the traffic and own a Mercedes. Your job is so damn simple you sit and make frappe, you're life could be that simple sit down for argile. Sitting smoking shisha, sitting smoking sheesha you have everything, I have nothing. Drinking smoking sheesha, drinking smoking sheesha, maybe this is all we need! Don't get up relax and have a drink, our in house band is about to sing! Hear the music, see the dancers, forget your troubles we're partying tonight, Sing the music, join the dancers, these girls will blow your mind! Come on my friends break everything in sight, Get drunk and maybe start a fight! There's a circle pit, no one gives a shit, There's a bar fight, break everything tonight. There's a circle pit, there's a a busted lip break everything tonight!
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Sitting here on the porch today, smoking, Sitting here on the porch today, drinking, Sitting here on the porch today, laughing Sitting here on the porch and mother is screaming. Oh wont you just shut up? Leave me alone! Sitting here in the car today driving, Sitting here in the car today, talking, Sitting here in the car today, smoking Sitting here in the car, and everyone's singing. And so we're driving to our show we're getting drunker as we go tequila shots with gear in tow Will we get paid? Probably no. - assholes Standing there in the audience, staring, Standing there in the audience, drinking, Standing there in the audience. wondering how many drinks it will take to get this going? And so you've come out to our show Our band's not great we're just so so the more you drink the more you know, eh it's clepto!
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I was sitting by the water, On the colonel by That was when I saw her oh for her I would die She was a nice one a very nice one she was a nice one opa very nice one! Tiny little doggy, tiny little shirt Picking up the dogshit Tiny little shirt Under my mustache my lips are smiling behind my sunglass my eyebrows dancing sorry mr. police whats a guy to do I come from the desert and for me this is new all the ladies in their bikinis oh please forgive this I touch my penis
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Pervert Song 02:31
Do you every think about what could have been If you'd opened up the door and let me in Do you do you think about it Do you do you think about it Oh baby let me tell you my secret I've got one hand on the phone one in my pocket So talk to me in your sexy voice While I'm sitting here and playing with my boys Little little little little boys Little little little little boys Little little little little boys Now I'm coming! Over to your house bearing gifts Oh baby baby can I get a kiss Can I can I can I get a kiss Can I can I can I get a kiss Can I can I can I get a kiss Can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I get a kiss Oh don't worry baby I am not a creep Even though I like to watch you as you sleep So now I'm sitting right outside your window sill All alone at three AM it's such a thrill All alone at three AM it's such a thrill Oh on this fated day of March 16th It seems that fate has seen to bless me with a key Of course it fits so snugly into your back door Turn the lock and baby soon you'll know the score Oh tippy tippy tippy tippy toes I see you laying in your bed you are so close I see you laying in your bed I am so close Centimeters from your face I watch your chest Go up and down and up and down while you're at rest Oh baby baby I can almost feel your breath Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath Oh baby baby I think I just felt your breath
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Jezebelle 02:15
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Thunderbox 02:25
Everyday's the same old story You change your colors not to bore me Just turn around, I'll watch you leave You'll be back so I wont grieve This time its harder than before I don't want you You're always knocking on my door What is with you You wanna leave you wanna stay What the hell you trying to say You make me sick We went through this yesterday Everyday's the same old thing Don't wanna deal with the shit you bring Just give me time, soon I'll be fine Once I rid this burden of mine This time it's harder than before I don't want You're always knocking on my door What is with you You wanna leave you wanna stay What the hell you trying to say You make me sick We went through this yesterday I feel something coming round the bend And this could bring about the end Here it comes this is it I think I've gotta Take a shit
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Smoking my cigarette....
11.
Psychadelica 02:59
Scratched my face Against a perfect gaze Hair like string Falls down across my face Brush it all away So I can finally taste this Moment totally erased Even though it's been We're forgetting how it goes Walking straight but I don't know the road Everything I see begins to decompose This place Ive Come to know I don't know how to get us there Do you? Follow me Lead the way Follow me Lead the way Follow me Follow me I'll get us there
12.
The only time you'll ever see a twat is when you're looking in the mirror, looking in the mirror All the education in the world couldn't fucking save you, from being a moron Fuck Yourself!
13.
Shag Rug 00:47
I don't need a vacuum I just take it out and beat it A firm grip flip of the wrist is all I ever needed. It's such a bore, it's such a chore, done this too many times before So I'm dusting it off outside talking to neighbors as they're walking by Telling them bout how I'm gonna spread it on the floor. That's what mother said she wanted God I really hope doesn't Have much more that she wants me to do Think I might just lock myself away so I can have a minute Cause masturbations' way more fun than doing chores for you
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Heard it on the News (free) 02:00
Heard it on the news today Tragedy struck again Suicide bombs dead soldiers unnatural disasters It happened again it's just a matter of time before it happens again and again I fear I wont be around to see it end So it goes, everyday is the same sad song We're entering the chapters o revelations, Say your prayers Or choose not to believe in a God at all Not one that would kill us all I can't afford to die got this heavy dept Gotta stay alive. So it goes everyday is the same sad song Everyday is the same sad song
15.
Winter Blues 05:03
I haven't seen the sun shine, for so long. I haven't seen the sun shine, for so long. Makes me feel, like I'm closer to home. I haven't seen the sun shine, for so long. I haven't seen the sun shine, for so long. Makes me feel, like I'm closer to home. I know this lady. She always shines my day. I know this lady, yea, she always shines my day. Don't know why, she wont come out and play. I know this lady, She always shines my day. I know this lady, yea, she always shines my day. and I hope that she, shines on me every day. Shine on me, shine on me, shine on me, Shine on me, shine on me, shine on me, and I will, always shine back at you, back at you.
16.
Josephina 03:13
Joesephina, mexicana, gomena, como esta joesephina giati then xamogelas won't you tell me, q'ues qui passes Don't tell me you're leaving, don't tell me I'm dreaming Quand je te dis ela me mas I see your dance in the back room girl Come on lets dance in the back room girl Just one more show before we go Joesephina Joesephina, mexicana, gomena, como esta joesephina giati then xamogelas won't you tell me, q'ues qui passes Don't tell me you're leaving, don't tell me I'm dreaming Quand je te dis ela me mas I see your dance in the back room girl Come on lets dance in the back room girl Just one more show its time to go Joesephina
17.
Nipple Rings 03:52
Today is the day Where I can finally tell you just what I think about you And I wont be afraid to say fuck you and spit right I'll spit right in your face I fucked your mom and let me tell you something I think she really liked it as she screamed my name in bed she forgot all about you right after giving head You might think we're down and out But let me tell you something it's only the beginning Cause you might, try to fuck us But time and time again yea we'll kick you in the chin Because we're sick of all your bullshit You say your fucking chicks but your just sucking dick I fucked your mom!
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Cry me a river It's not my fault your girlfriend left you And you're sitting alone up in your room You think you've found an answer You'll slit your wrists because its quick Your life's a joke there's nothing left for you Your world is in the toilet Your mom's addicted to amphetamines Your dad's a drunk there's nothing left for you A wahh waah wah wah! And you're sad, you're so sad wah wah wah And you're sad, you're so sad wah wah wah So we say shut up emo kid it can't be all that fucking bad because there's starving kids in Africa why do you have to be so fucking sad You're mom's a dick you're dad's a jerk At least you're not dying of starvation or AIDS or something else you fucking twerp And you're sad, wah wah wah!
19.
Padded Room 05:01
Well I was walking, down the street last night I heard some footsteps I swear they weren't mine From the shadows, voices called to me It said come inside, I'm gonna set you free
20.
Simple Girl 04:49
She was a simple girl A sweetheart under all the leather She could take on the world A total bitch like stormy weather She said she loved me But I know shes not in love with me That's ok shes my puppet I pull her strings I know she knows I know Guess the agreement is to leave it alone You get yours and I get mine The two of us are like two of a kind We didn't come to know until it was too late We had to learn to love before we could hate Feels like I'm smashing my head and fists right up against a wall We had to learn to walk before we could crawl I know shes knows I know Guess the agreement is to leave it alone You get yours and I get mine The two of us is like two of a kind Shut up, shut up and listen I don't wanna be screaming Its too bad, we've got this attraction Looks like we're victims to this love's reation It's too bad, so sad, we had to fall in love
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Pink Guitar 01:05
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23.
Through the Night (free) 04:00
My fucking bedroom smells like sin Maybe Fred knows where I've been Knocking on a wooden door and now I'm coming back for more My pants are down my hands in hers This should be better than the first Now that we've drank so much more booze We're tearing clothes and letting loose My pants are down and so are hers I'm so confused Is this the second or the first Jen and Jill went up the hill But they never came back down When they thought they would Cause me and Freddie pulled a switch The time has come, I think I'm finished with this one Prematurely In our rooms, side by side Best friends fucking best friends Through the Night Switch! Just so you know, the last thing in her mouth before she kissed you Was my dick Hey that's ok, I don't think you're man enough to fuck her Don't go limp In our rooms side by side Best friends fucking best friends Through the Night Cause we got laid!

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Welcome to The Stinky Clove! Please sit, enjoy a sheesha and frappe!

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released February 25, 2012

Alex Cabral - Guitar/Vox
Niko Chantziantoniou - Guitar/Oud/Vox
Philip Al-Hajj - Drums/Derbeki/Accordion/Vox
Freddie Al-Hajj - Bass/Alto Clarinet/Vox

Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by:
Niko Chantziantoniou
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Olystis Music & Productions aka Olystis LA in Los Angeles

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